Dry
My humor is DRY. I love a sick and twisted comment more than most. I curtail this outlook depending on the person/people I’m chatting with but I truly enjoy it when I can just let loose without worrying about upsetting people.
Mostly I can be “myself” around the majority of people I talk with because they appreciate my odd humor for what it is- silly and playful but… there are some folks I’ve known for years that just don’t get it (and in turn they really just don’t get me). Oh well.
One example…
When the Captain and I were first married he wanted a dog. At that time I was NOT a dog fan AT ALL. Sometimes I would torture him and ask enthusiastically in a moment of weakness “Hey baby, do you REALLY want to get a dog?” He would respond with amazement questioning if I was serious of which I would reply “no”. Now is this wrong? YES. Is it funny? YES (at least to me). So as long as I’m enjoying myself right?
Last night Hubby hurt himself and didn’t realize I saw what happened. I uttered under my breath in a tone Pixie often uses that it was awesome (in a way I find amusing). He asked what? I just started to laugh. It clicked that I was giving him a hard time about ramming his shin into the hitch of his truck. He was shocked and appalled. Extreme emotions tickle me when they don’t fit the situation. I started laughing harder. He punished me by locking me out until I apologized. I would say I AM SORRY throwing in a quiet not in the mix until he got bored.
This is us, he jokes with me the same way (but I get away with more). He wanted to make sure that I shared with the world the insensitive things I say. So there it is. Anyone else want to tell on themselves?
posted by Krit @ Wednesday, January 11, 2006
4 Comments:
Youngest one just pointed to your picture and said DUCK DUCK. He is very happy now.
I'm also happy because this is such a funny comment. I don't visit alot of other blogs (because I am so loyal to the few I do visit) but I have to say that I'm sure my visitors leave the BEST comments.
Okay you get me, you get my humor. It is wrong that your pain causes me so much happiness BUT aren't you happy some good came out of it. Maybe Mate and I have more in common than I thought.
How's that kneecap doing now? I do care but yeah I'm equally amused by the crack myself up comment.
I must admit too, Duck, that is freakin' hilarious. I'm sorry for your pain...really I am. Maybe what cracks me up the most is that he didn't know he had said it, and instead of being remorseful, he cracked himself up. LOL!!!
I am the Queen of Insensitive. Not "The Queen", so don't get worried krit. :) I was just born without a sensitive gene or something, my whole family is that way. We just love to laugh at other's pain. :) SAD SAD SAD. It's funny that this is the topic because last night this occurred. We went to Bass Hall to see Jim Brickman (WOW-WHAT A SHOW). Curt has been fighting a cold all week and he was so doped up on Cold Medicine. By the end of the show he was barely hanging in there. We were walking to our car and Curt tripped and fell down right before we got there. So, instead of rushing over to help him up, I take a running start and pretend that I am kicking him. Luckily, he got a "kick" out of it, but the passers by didn't think it was amusing. Oh well, it made me giggle the whole way home. :)
Haha, your Captain told me he was gonna make you blog about being insensitive! You two are so funny!
I really need to torture Woody more. This is what he did over the holidays. He didn't have the day off on monday after Christmas, so he went to work. He came back really early and I was soooo happy.
He said he got fired. And he proceeded to give me very convincing reasons as to why.With a straight face and everything!
I was so stone-faced. Then he looked at my face and saw what he had done. He said I'm kidding, of course. And i crumpled on the floor and cried! hahaha! They were tears of relief, let me tell you.
TinTin- bless your heart. The Captain did that and I about died- except it was about getting into an accident.
Pixie- you had me rolling. I even reinacted the comment for Captain. He was cracking up too. He was saying how that was something I would do. We're too alike bless your heart.
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